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Mecca Project Proceeds Apace
Construction of the new Trump Tower Mecca is on track for its planned November opening. Follow the project at the link below. Updates to follow as coherent descriptions emerge.
Applications Abound as AR-15 Arsenals Accumulate
The success of the National Rifle Assn. and similar gun-fancying organizations at blocking legislation to slow proliferation of rapid-fire weapons has created additional demand for our signature product.
With over 700 deaths in mass shootings in 2023, TBB has been able to grow its production steadily. Coupled with four straight years of the Covid pandemic, we're on a roll. In fact, many people are saying that this may soon be the fastest growing firm in its market.
The TBB theme wishes to thank the NRA for its support.
With over 700 deaths in mass shootings in 2023, TBB has been able to grow its production steadily. Coupled with four straight years of the Covid pandemic, we're on a roll. In fact, many people are saying that this may soon be the fastest growing firm in its market.
The TBB theme wishes to thank the NRA for its support.
New Year, New Product Line
For 2024, we're introducing a new line of printable accessories. Our design team has carefully prepared documentation you can share with other TBB supporters.
Space Laser Preparation Urged by TBB Team
June 8 2022: Thanks to the neve(R) ending clown show brought to you by Kevin McC and the othe(R)s, there's a new product in our catalog, and we have great hopes. This could be yuuuge! Take a moment to read about our new Space Laser Defense Belt.
January 6 Boosts Need
March 5 2021: Despite the increasing availability of vaccines and a slow recent decline in new cases of Covid-19, it is apparent that danger remains in the form of support for dictatorships and the violence that accompanies them. Don't be caught without a plan for proper handling of your remains or those of your loved ones in the event of event far-fetched events, such as moronic incursions into the US Capitol to interfere with democratic institutions.
Covid-19 Deaths Continue Climb
November 1 2021: Deaths attributed to Covid-19 have reached 780,000. The US is projected to reach our former president's goal of one million undeserving losers by spring of 2022. Don't let your loved one go to Glory in a plain unlined shroud; commit now to a Trump Body Bag! in fact if you haven't recognized our satirical intent, you should be committed.
For a Covid-free Sendoff: New Tool in Covid Kitbag
November 18 2020 The surge in deaths of US residents from the coronavirus COVID-19 has been a shock to us all. The shock is compounded when hospitals are confronted with more bodies than local morgues can handle.
Often the deceased are simply loaded onto trucks and wheeled away to an uncertain fate. (Remind you of Soylent Green, does it?)
Here at Trump Body Bags we feel your pain. And like our former national leaders, we're taking bold, decisive action. In fact, many people are saying this is the greatest response ever to a surfeit of bodies and that no one has seen such quick action before.
For a limited time you can avoid the ignominy of having a member of your family trundled off to eternity wrapped only in a bedsheet. Instead, make plans now to specify transportation in a Trump Body Bag.
Visit our Catalog now for more information.
Update: Our Body Bag promotion was a huge success. Many people said it was the greatest idea ever.
Often the deceased are simply loaded onto trucks and wheeled away to an uncertain fate. (Remind you of Soylent Green, does it?)
Here at Trump Body Bags we feel your pain. And like our former national leaders, we're taking bold, decisive action. In fact, many people are saying this is the greatest response ever to a surfeit of bodies and that no one has seen such quick action before.
For a limited time you can avoid the ignominy of having a member of your family trundled off to eternity wrapped only in a bedsheet. Instead, make plans now to specify transportation in a Trump Body Bag.
Visit our Catalog now for more information.
Update: Our Body Bag promotion was a huge success. Many people said it was the greatest idea ever.