Lament the US election in comfort
Trump Tower Mecca
Reservations from 6 November 2024
Enjoy life worthy of an oriental potentate at the New Trump Tower Mecca.
- No personal proclivity too bizarre, traditional local norms are no barrier to your every whim. Gamble, exploit women and foreign workers, protect stealth wealth, and much more in this opulent yet tasteful oasis.
- Special rates* for former accomplices. appointees.
* Monthly, annual and life terms available. (And likely.)