Enjoy life worthy of an oriental potentate at the New Trump Tower Mecca.

• No personal proclivity too bizarre, traditional local norms are no barrier to your every whim. Gamble, drink the "beverage of your choice" (wink, wink), exploit women and foreign workers, protect stealth wealth, and much more in this opulent yet tasteful oasis.
• Lax enforcement of quran by special arrangement with His Highness.
• Special rates* for former accomplices. appointees.

Coming Soon! Anticipated opening 6 November 2024. Plan your pilgrimage now! Reserve soon and flee fly ASAP, as reservations will go quickly if the election rally coup fails.

* Monthly, annual and life terms available. (And likely.)