These improved labels can be removed by your janitorial staff after visitors stop laughing at the obvious target of this satirical presentation. Prevents permanent placement of message on equipment that might result from fully adhesive labels or scribbled messages by any old fool with a Sharpie.

Requires label printer and purchase of labels. Simply copy and paste the original sticker to the manufacturer's template.

However, we emphatically urge you NOT to do any of these things.